Jeremy Howard

Jeremy Howard

Jeremy is a classically trained pianist and has been playing the piano since age 5. He added the guitar to his repertoire in 1999 and also plays the harmonica. He acted in a production of David Ives' All in the Timing and was involved with "24-Hour Theater" at Rhodes College.

He loves dogs and enjoys fantasy novels and has a uniquely dry, self-deprecating sense of humor, due mainly to the fact that he was once kidnapped by Quakers and forced to live as a deaf, dumb, and blind air hockey player in Antigua, until he was adopted by an unrecognized B-list Hollywood celebrity and an ethnically confused wolverine. He was instructed in the ways of the Force by closet Jedi Master Louie Anderson and is presumed to be responsible for the death of L. Ron Hubbard. He is privy to the locations of Atlantis, the Holy Grail, Jimmy Hoffa's remains, and Kyle Hatley's keys. At press time, our sources were able to confirm that he is recovering from an incident involving a water cooler, a VCR remote control, and a koala that was high on angel dust. His greatest joys in life include solving Rubik's cubes with his toes, rubbing popsicle sticks together, finding loose change in his socks, arguing with well-respected parking meters, popping bubblewrap, and tormenting Joe Vescovo. He hopes to one day climb Mt. Everest using only his ears and finish his novel tentatively titled Explicit Confessions of a Crème-Filled Yo-Yo. When he's not off jaunting around the world on some noble but existentially vapid quest he can be found discussing the finer points of baboon breeding with the Keebler elves. He is credited with inventing the first wristwatch that doubles as an Oreo, and producing the short-lived but strategically marketed TV show How to Tell What Traffic Lights are Really Up To. He always has a kind word for any and all pewter Twinkies that cross his path, and always tries to live by the motto: "Yesterday is gone, Tomorrow is here, and Cactus is prickly."


Appearances


Role   Show
Musician ..................... Chatterbox Showcase, Episode 01
Musician ..................... Moon-Face
Ensemble ..................... Six
Musician ..................... The Yellow Wallpaper
Musician - The Great Mississippi Flood ..................... Thumbnail Theater